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ID: 4439 Rated: 0 21:24:45 03/10/2008
<M3x> one word
<M3x> epic failing
<M3x> well two words xD
<bitwise> irony
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ID: 4438 Rated: 0 05:03:07 25/07/2008 ens
<typedeaF> gotta have a sex change so i can have intercourse with same sex
<typedeaF> its ultra important!
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ID: 4433 Rated: 0 22:17:15 02/06/2008 Ploy
<makat|a> I find that difficult to believe Rose. You lack the dexterity to handle a shovel; you just stand in your exhibit on all fours, and when you defecate it tumbles out like so many loose potatoes.
<jeian> um
<int27h> lmfao
<jeian> 'scuse me
<jeian> I'm trying to eat, here
* int27h is spraying on laptop
<Ploy> :|
<int27h> (From the oral end)
<int27h> -_-
<Ploy> Haha
<jeian> lol
<jeian> no comment
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ID: 4432 Rated: 5 18:14:43 16/05/2008 inty
<Neophyte> What country do you live in VeNoM-work?
<VeNoM-work> Texas
<Neophyte> country xD
<VeNoM-work> that is the country =p
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ID: 4431 Rated: 5 14:25:34 13/05/2008 purefreak
<unfancyness> so...
<unfancyness> bb, are you one of those guys who realize when the woman has new hair? :P
<bb> yes, i get an sms from the bank saying > 50 has come out
<unfancyness> hahaha
<unfancyness> i love you
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ID: 4430 Rated: 5 14:55:27 03/05/2008 sp0nge
17:50 icydemon hey mate, hows life? :D
17:51 icydemon its better to see life in a Super Mario PoV: green mushroom 1UP :P
17:51 knoledgesponge life is good, I decided to open up this bag of cookies along my way to the cafe, but of course now they are almost gone :(
17:52 icydemon Bridges are falling under your feet faster than you can run but always make it to the other side. You always time the falling of the wall and you know when you can pass. And of course you hit all the boxes with ? to get coins & powerups :P
17:53 icydemon Life sucks man. Its the only MMORPG that noone can win.
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ID: 4429 Rated: 1 16:36:50 28/04/2008 int16h
<aldea911> so what else is knew I don't even know what to do anymore
<rj-away> go read the dictionary
<rj-away> you might pick up the difference between 'knew' and 'new' :(
<aldea911> I was playing man I do know the difference and it would be a thesaurus only think I need to read it for is to learn how to spell
<rj-away> a dictionary can teach you which spelling is associated with which meaning
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ID: 4428 Rated: 0 20:21:14 18/04/2008 me
<nullren> is there a webui for rtorrent?
<cm2-werk> http://planet-sec.org/rtorrent_info.html <<--there ya go
<OverMind> URL: You Have Been Officially RickRolled
<cm2-werk> LOL
<cm2-werk> freakin overmind .....
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ID: 4427 Rated: -5 17:32:58 07/04/2008 pix
<mdalby> ooo britney spears video on tv
<pix> o_0
<mdalby> heh she's fit
<pix> ....
<pix> what?
<mdalby> slightly unstable too, allways good!
<pix> omg.
<mdalby> hey u cant say she aint good looking
<mdalby> songs r shit
<mdalby> but i still would
<pix> ROFL
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ID: 4425 Rated: 5 14:02:41 11/03/2008 purefreak
-->| haxor3945 (vippymalho@C7034A10.99D300AE.D8B0611A.IP) has joined #cyberarmy
<haxor3945> wheres bb?
<bb> no idea
<haxor3945> u r here?
<bb> nope
<haxor3945> piss off
<haxor3945> im going!!!!
<int27h> ^_-
<bb> oh ok
|<-- haxor3945 has left irc.cyberarmy.net (Quit: )
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ID: 4424 Rated: 5 06:59:03 10/03/2008 pixel
* awsomebiguy (go.chase@ca-37D10117.mycingular.net) has joined #ca-sas
<awsomebiguy> anyone horny in here
* awsomebiguy has quit (Quit: )
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ID: 4423 Rated: 10 23:45:11 07/03/2008
<m4k0> 1 gb containds 1024 bytes
<m4k0> mb
<Enstyne> 1mb contains 1024 kb
<m4k0> yeah
<m4k0> 1024kb contains 800,000bytes or whatever
<m4k0> 2500 gb is 250,000 mb
<dopel> <m4k0> 1 gb containds 1024 bytes.... no
<dopel> 1mb = 1024 bytes
<m4k0> i meant mb lol
<Enstyne> no
<Enstyne> 1mb = 1024kb
<dopel> lol
<dopel> I am drunk
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ID: 4422 Rated: 5 17:30:24 04/03/2008
<purefreak> someone shat on my car :(
<jgambleii> holy crap
<jgambleii> literally
<purefreak> jip
<purefreak> sucks something major
<purefreak> right on the windscreen
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ID: 4421 Rated: 10 18:34:46 15/02/2008 pixel
<pixel> D:
<pixel> I just had a nightmare where I was anally raped by a centrino blue bull.
<pixel> I am going to kill myself now.
<pixel> and more to the point
<pixel> why the fuck did i think it was a good idea to admit that on IRC
<pixel> oh my god

ED: I am bashing this myself because I will be damned if some other fucker gets the chance.
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ID: 4420 Rated: 0 00:50:33 13/02/2008 pixel
* makat grieves for his inch and a half.
* pixel snickers
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ID: 4419 Rated: 0 11:53:21 05/02/2008 purefreak
<bb> bite marks on your ankles perhaps could be an indicator Asmodai, but not PROOF
<Auzzie> just remember tho, it is not rape if you shout suprise, it is just suprise sex
<bb> chuckle
<Asmodai> bb, uh, bitemarks on your ankles? suggests you're either abusing the wrong sort of animal... or you're standing at the wrong end
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ID: 4418 Rated: 0 23:28:37 30/01/2008 pixel
<HS^> Hello i need this army. i have big and legendary plans for internet
<HS^> a Jew-free internet.
<pixel> hahahahaha
<Spudgun> lol.
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ID: 4417 Rated: 0 21:36:38 30/01/2008 pixel
<dyskon> I feel alseep with a sandwich in my bed
<pixel> haha
<s17> haha
<dyskon> i woke up with it in my hair (O_o)
<dyskon> and on my chest,face,back
<s17> bologna sandwich?
<dyskon> it was a big 12 inch subway sandwich with everything on it
<dyskon> and extra ranch and mayo
* int27h sniggers
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ID: 4416 Rated: 0 13:56:04 29/01/2008 purefreak
rj-away> my name pixel!
<ch8ind> my name is booto!
<rj-away> no, I AM SPARTACUS
<jgambleii> I am the Knight who says "Ekky-ekky-ekky-ekky-z'Bang, zoom-Boing, z'nourrrwringmm"
<kasi> lol
<ch8ind> I am the Knight who says "Ni"
<ch8ind> nii niiiii
<bb> dont
<bb> it sounds too much like nihil
<bb> which makes my arse lips curl
<ch8ind> ;]
<TuTuFF> not a pleasant thought
<bb> what, me puckering my arsehole?
<bb> some people would find that very pleasant, i'll have you know
<TuTuFF> well it was more the "lips" image
<TuTuFF> but any mention of your nether orifice is admittedly of some concern
<TuTuFF> and yes I`m sure there are those who would find the thought highly stimulating .. take all sorts ..
<bb> take my wife
<TuTuFF> kind offer I`ll be over shortly
<makat> Haha.
*purefreak snickers
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ID: 4415 Rated: 5 15:35:39 23/01/2008 int16h
<booto> both bits filled?
<FriSp> o0o we like that!
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ID: 4414 Rated: 10 07:01:54 20/01/2008 pixel
* int27h wonders why Agentmike doesn't visit anymore :(
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ID: 4413 Rated: 20 00:11:16 19/01/2008 CAIS
<mdalby> ooo is it up yet
<mdalby> wrong window
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ID: 4412 Rated: 5 19:33:42 17/01/2008 camel
<ion6ix> camel, if you make Delta before 2009 without cheating or sucking a cock, I'll eat your underwear.
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ID: 4411 Rated: 10 02:56:44 12/01/2008 me
<int27h> * Received a malformed DCC request from v0dka.
<int27h> * Contents of packet: DCC SEND STARTKEYLOGGER 0 0 0
<int27h> * AuntJemima has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
* m4k0 has quit (Connection reset by peer)
* Catfancy has quit (Connection reset by peer)
* int27h misses GNAA
<int27h> ops
<int27h> hahahaha

*1 day later, while explaining to someone whom asked how to disconnect some people*:

<int27h> DCC SEND STARTKEYLOGGER 0 0 0
* JagWire has quit (Connection reset by peer)
* m4k0 has quit (Connection reset by peer)
* Catfancy has quit (Connection reset by peer)
* xan has quit (Connection reset by peer)
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ID: 4410 Rated: 10 02:14:56 05/01/2008 pixel
<Gisterogue> makat: guess what I'm eating?
<Gisterogue> Ginger Nut biscuits!
<int27h> lol
<int27h> Gisterogue, :)
<pixel> hahaha
<Gisterogue> Quick! Make a funny joke!
<makat> Isn't that, like, cannibalism?
<int27h> lol
<Gisterogue> HAHAHAHA.
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